This is why you should have a cat y’all. Egyptians believed that cats repelled evil spirits.
Cats are evil spirits. They’re just the strongest so all others must bow to their greatness.
Actually according to legend, cats are guardians of the Underworld. So once you are dead if you try to sneak back into the land of the living they send you back where you came from. They protect the living from the dead.
If you ever wonder why a cat stares off into the wild blue yonder and then bolts off for “no reason…”That cat even looks like it’s accusing him of something like wait a Fucking minute here are you dead did you really think you could slip that shit passed me
and then in the last gif his face, he’s totally like “what no i wasnt sneaking out i was just um getting cookies?”
Guess who goes back to school tomorrow?
whenever something happens where i end up getting physically hurt I don’t really react right away i just kinda stare at it like
"im not sure how i want to handle this intense pain im in right now im still trying to process that it happened should we call 911"
The amount of people who are confused about my gender is hilarious.
I just don’t fit any stereoptype apparently :’D Oh well. Good thing imo.
I have this weird feeling that we’re never gonna meet aliens because we’re so fucked up as species.
I just dipped my middle-finger straight into tea-mug.
And before anyone asks I was trying to pick it.
"That joke died about the same time as I got the glitter pants."
It’s alarming that it has to be Jesse to say this. I got nothing against pink, it’s just not the color I associate with the Crimson Gang crew - pink is supposed to be heartwarming happy (and girly) color, and sadly every single Crimson Gang member is far from that.
If you wanna see me use pink palettes then how about you offer me characters that actually fit in the palette, please? -3-
I started to write suicide note in my head for you
I think I should really write it out and give it, just leave out the parts of good byes off right? Just so I could even once get out things from my head.
Or maybe - just maybe - I should start writing those letters hear and not tell who they are for.
The pure fact that this doesn’t even need a title or a description or anything speaks volumes. I mean look at the number of notes this has. There are so few people who don’t recognize it. And the song itself just gives you chills. It’s so magical.
^ THAT WAS MY EXACT REACTION
I swear tumblr if this is another Spongebob pos-
No words, that reaction picture says it all.